"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
yo, after he smashed the shit out of sasukes face didnt he roll around on the ground in pain for like 10 seconds?
Stephen King, “Joyland” (via anditslove) kushandwizdom)
Why do guys take pride in not shaving their dicks?
Amen 100% Like if I’m going down there working with what you got, I’ma need some working room meaning I can’t be licking your dick with pubes all in my face and plus i dont want em in my mouth so no I came to eat dick not pubes.
this is the saddest scene in this movie
Powerful Eyes in Anime
I LOVE IT WHEN MY FELLOW NATIVES PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON IGNORANT PRETENTIOUS SELF RIGHTEOUS BASTARDS